This is horrifying hahaha. (Via @amberbenson)
In which human reproduction seriously sounds like the Game of Thrones.
Seriously, successful human pregnancy is a miracle because of all the ways it can go horrifyingly wrong. Apparently all the gore and pain is to weed out those horrors. If you are the proud owner of a uterus, learn why it regularly stages a mutiny.
The human body is an argument against intelligent design.
"rapport of sun, moon, earth and all the constellations, what are the messages by you from distant stars to us?" — walt whitman
astrophography by knate myers at the karl g. jansky very large array (vla), a radio astronomy observatory located on the plains of san agustin, fifty miles west of socorro, new mexico. the vla was perhaps made most famous by carl sagan in the original cosmos documentary, and in the movie “contact”, which was based on his novel.
"suns haste to set, that so remoter lights beckon the wanderer to his vaster home."
- ralph waldo emerson
i think people join fraternities and sororities to continue to live out the high school structure of social hierarchy and to make up for failures they may have had in the field when they were in high school. that’s why there are formals and hazing all of that shit. and it’s pretty sad. i’d rather be alone than buy my way back into a high school social life
Frat boys are one of my least favourite group of humans.
I heard if you whisper “alright alright alright” 3 times in front of a mirror Matthew McCounaughey appears and gives your career a makeover while spouting metaphorical life philosophies.
but if you say more than 3 times André 3000 appears asking that you be on your baddest behavior.
I WANNA RUN A MARATHON AND LIFT A MILLION POUNDS AND LIKE CLIMB A BUILDING AND SHIT. IM GUNNA BE SO HEALTHY AND MAYBE START EATING KALE.
but an hour later I’m like
I want chips.
Yeah so my spring look is just gonna be bruises. Most are from jiu jitsu but some are still from just fucking walking into things. Hot trends.